I heart New York!

Wow! What a great city! New York is so much fun! One of the running jokes was "Hmmm, I need a breath of fresh air. Step outside of your hotel and that will cost you $20.00." Eight girls from all over the place took a trip to New York to celebrate the marriage of Holly Heid. We had the best time and whenever you get eight girls together you know there's bound to be a lot of laughing, crying (although I don't think anyone cried) and pure silliness from our group. We went on a shopping tour of the fashion district and got to meet Kara Janx (Project Runway), we went to about 18 different pizza places, ran in central park, did a lot of shopping, dancing, eating, and even took a tour of the American Girl doll store.

I put together a lists of quotes and sayings from the weekend that if you weren't there, you may not understand them but if you were I bet you're laughing right now!

All I had to eat today was a bagel and two french fries. (Must have said it 10 times)

Brazilians....oooooh. Oh yeah!

He was a marsh mellow.

I can't kiss anyone, yell at anyone, or cry this trip.

Get away from me, I'm not kidding. Don't touch me. (Cane in hand, talking to the "entertainer")

Rays pizza, I want Rays pizza. Rays pizza is the best.

That's HOT (Insert robotic voice here)

What? That was a gay bar we went to last night, are you sure? How did you know? Really? (Apparently the drag queen singing karaoke didn't tip you off?)

There's just too many of you, there's too many girls.

How much for all of you??? Response "Too much for you buddy. Too much."

I can only take 3 of you. That's it. There's too many girls.

The last time I bought a married chick a drink it cost me $186.00.

I just kissed another midget.

I only eat lunch or dinner (Or 5 slices of pizza at 4 am)

You mean to tell me that you can't give me the tracking number for a package that I sent to myself from myself? (Which then prompted...I want to talk to the CEO)

The only time I get stressed is when foreigners come to visit. (Meaning girls from CA, FL, and TX)

I'm allergic to cheap jewelry.

I want a DELI sandwich. (We heard this 20 times a day)

I'll let everyone in except for HER (Meaning Holly)

Apocotherapy, Apotheke, Apolothey ???

She wants me, she just won't give it up. I swear she's a lesbian. She just touched my shoulder again!

I can baptize you right here and make you a Muslim right now.

.....and that's why I can't take fat people on this tour.

Oh, how long have you and Garr been married? What? She's not married yet that's why we are on the bachelorette party.

Oh, we're at Apotheke. You can't find it? Just Google it.

I had game in that place. The first place I finally had game and we had to leave.